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A lovely demonstration from a reader of just how a boi should train his hole… Thanks for the submission, Alex.
With your dick locked up and your inability to cum, it becomes all about your hole. you finger it, stick things in it and even try to fuck yourself with various toys. you have no choice, your hole now owns you and it tells you it will not be ignored.
But there is only one thing which your hole really wants.
Submission from Jimmyshoes
Hurry up and put it in there ok!
Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies love him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.
Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future.
He also has one of the most jarring entrances in a movie. Like the entire movie screeches to a halt because he bursts onto the scene well into the second act and it’s so strange and arresting and Bruce Willis is just like “what the fuck is even going on anymore?”
It’s p. great.
Every time I see him on a list of “most annoying characters” i dispair. Do people seriously watch The Fifth Element for anything else?
I was too young to be thinking any of this when I first saw FE, but this is cool.
So, he’s basically “Prince”
(Source: sookiesteeth, via https-self-proclaimed-iceking)
I think this is the first time I have ever seen the mass use of toys… Lol it’s pretty hot… I love how much the bottom shoots at the end…
(Source: belamionline.com, via personal-stock)
Yeah, right. I’m arrogant, sarcastic, dirty, smelly, aggressive, insensitive, insulting, conceited, contemptuous, homophobic, blah, blah, blah. But, if I slap you, spit in your mouth, and play “gag the fag,” you’ll tell everyone you still had a good time, … ‘cause you’re just a fag!
(via sir2u)
“See, boi, now that I can make you cum with My Cock in your pussy, you don’t really need this little pee-pee anymore. That’s why I have to lock it up for a good long time…”
(Source: daddyntwink)
A well trained boi knows how to keep himself in great shape so as to please his Superiors.
(Source: cagedawg)
